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Nahor Wehtam日 前
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Kenwick Cook3 日 前
Did I miss Louis CK? Besides the thumbnail
real demigod4 日 前
All the credit must go to women, especially sisters, else so many great comedians would not be possible!
WGYHDJIR6 日 前
The Cris Rock one was the bomb😂😂💪💪
BlackSheep7 日 前
The last one was good
False Email7 日 前
Can't stand Kevin hart - the unfunniest funny dude I know. It does my head in how popular he is
Remmy Chola7 日 前
Am soo going to dip my salmon in honey
David Bakker8 日 前
I don’t find Kevin Hart funny. Not sure why.
Wilian Oliveira9 日 前
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Samuel Mrázik12 日 前
Google think i dont like women... nice
Morgan Lowe12 日 前
10:53 " answer them right" like there is ever a right answer when it come to us women. 🤣 he said why bitch not what... When I'm mad I stay mad, if I ask you questions like that just know there is nothing you did to deserve this. It's all my shit I'm dealing with and trying to put it on you bc you give two shits about me. Sorry guys. You deal w lots. But those men getting so happy when he called her an idiot 🙄 like this is why ya'll don't understand us, when I seems you're so quick to hate us.
Gio Gvarianashvili12 日 前
4:52 It is true about being loud, women in general have it in their DNA I guess to get the hell away from agressive males. No woman will confront an agressive man who is in a berserk mode. 😂
michael hinton13 日 前
Chris rock the goat
Lonnie M13 日 前
So this is okay? But if a woman makes jokes about men she’s a misandrist/feminist? Men can’t handle jokes when it’s aimed at them and the hypocrisy is sad.
I.M.S.S日 前
no, these are jokes, they dont believe this. When Feminists make jokes, they dont joke, they just complain about issues.
Lonnie M3 日 前
@Benin hairav Uhh because I still have the right to comment on shit I don't like or I think is bad? What a dumbass question.
Benin hairav5 日 前
@Lonnie M If it's not funny then why the fuck did you even clicked on this video.
Lonnie M5 日 前
@Benin hairav And not funny for me and millions of others :)
Lonnie M5 日 前
@Spaceface Ahhh finally someone realized why its wrong in the first place and why if men want to get mad, they shouldn't act that way in the first place.
David Whitmore14 日 前
Eddie Murphy was right about black women. I'm a white guy who dated a black woman for about a year. At the time I lifted weights and weighed about 210 lb. She was tall and a slender 130 lb.. She and I had horse-played around / wrestled a couple of times and holy-crap she was strong. WAY stronger than any white woman.
Mr. WhiteMan14 日 前
I feel bad for guys with some cash, cause some women will treat you like you have unlimited money. And it gets irritating, like a child asking for everything they see. I've been there.
Z O16 日 前
Don't Marry, be happy.
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Sara Arlavi17 日 前
I like how there are jokes that kinda praise and kinda make fun of women, both can be funny and here they truly are.
LCC17 日 前
"Women do not deserve to earn as much money as men in the work place" Audience: claps
lamphang marbaniang17 日 前
*We ain't their first choice *
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Bryant C19 日 前
Kevin hart is not funny...
TheTrueGrady20 日 前
Wish ole Jim wasn’t a hack but gotta admit he’s got some good bits
Mohammed Raouf22 日 前
What chris rock said is 100% true
João Antonio22 日 前
Chris rock was gold on this stand up, laugh so hard
mistracy3922 日 前
Chris Rock won! 😁👍🏼👍🏼
mistracy3922 日 前
"Women ain't going to let a little thing like SENCE mess up their argument" -Chris Rock
LiberalsAreGarbage2 日 前
*Sense
mistracy3922 日 前
Richard Pryor is still the funniest OMG!! .. Bill Bur and Chris Rock 😁👍🏼👍🏼
MrLeonthepro22 日 前
Andrew Schultz is bang on the money. Women wanted fuck all to do with it until it got easy.
Patrick St. Pierre23 日 前
The best part is that if you listen to the crowds (outside of Jeffries) you can clearly hear women laughing.
Batjuban Synmon23 日 前
If a man slaps a woman. Bystanders : That man is heartless.. If a woman slaps a man Bystanders : He definitely did something to deserve that 🙄
Trilly 0324 日 前
Hahaha Jeanie was the perfect call out for Patrice 🤣🤣🤣 Rip Patrice Oneal
jsum3325 日 前
Turning your back on an angry woman is a terrible idea Kevin.
David Hernandez25 日 前
The ending was fucking phenomenal!!!
naveen singh26 日 前
Bill Burr is the inner voice we try to ignore.
RuetheDead26 日 前
I sent this to my gf
Christian Seaman27 日 前
Everyday. This woman is gold
Sandy Corona28 日 前
Bill Burr needs to work on his issues. That man hates women. He’s being open about it and people laugh. 😐
Nore Bl19 日 前
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 ok sandy
mc2324328 日 前
Wow, if somebody said to my face that women don't deserve to earn as much as men, I would hit them
Saturn28 日 前
I used to say yes to everything, and the few times I said no, the burden of the apology is automatically on me. One time I refused to accept what she asked and stood my ground for several days, just to test if she will eventually respect my opinion. Two weeks later we were officially divorced.
WomanInTheMirror29 日 前
Loving Laugh Planet 🌎❤️
Rheyanah Williamsヶ月 前
i laughed once
Debbie Scottヶ月 前
Love Bill Burr...🤣🇦🇺
Ryoka1ヶ月 前
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA "Every morning you should look yourself in the mirror and say FUCK YOU. Fuck your hopes, fuck you dreams....now lets go and make this bitch happy"
Clement Bassilヶ月 前
Chris Rock really do be screaming out there
Will Johnsonヶ月 前
CHRIS ROCK IS THE TRUTH
Tom Fooleryヶ月 前
I will never understand Kevin Hart’s popularity. He’s the opposite of funny....
TheSnoozeFoxヶ月 前
It’s crazy how Jim Jefferies ended up going “woke” he had such great standup
AlexBヶ月 前
Kevi Hart and Chris Rock just made the exactly opposite points in this video haha Kevin - Argue, don't be a yes man Chris - Be a yes man, don't argue
Rebah Wafulaヶ月 前
Men and women hate each other. Is heterosexual all about sex and bearing children
Isazi Sempiヶ月 前
Boy XD Richard Pryor is the funniest man to ever walk. I heard his standup a million times and no exactly what the punchline is but can't stop myself from busting out laughing.
The Wizard Gamesヶ月 前
Kevin Hart: Argue, and don't be a yes man Chris rock: And I took that personally
P Jヶ月 前
"having men work with women is like having men work with salmon, dipped in honey" don't get me wrong I love a good sexist joke but it's gotta be GOOD, the funny factor gotta outweigh the sexist factor, the whole bit wasn't really funny enough it just ended up kinda gross,,,
sean callahanヶ月 前
Pryor is so right..that is the worst moment to be alive
Dildo Bagginsヶ月 前
Legend has it liberal retards are still pushing the wage gap myth to this day...
Daniel Hヶ月 前
Honestly tho, it’s like bruh can u just stop
Peter Laneヶ月 前
I love how no one ever stops laughing when men bring up being hit by women.
Peter Lane22 日 前
@mistracy39 smh
mistracy3922 日 前
Aww you sound pathetic .. poe child! 😭
AJayAnswersYouヶ月 前
We all know the women in Murphy's crowd cheering would not be beating anyone.
Patricio Narbajaヶ月 前
- All men are the same.- - Who told you to try them all, b...?
Tato Batsikadzeヶ月 前
Title: 10 FUNNIEST Jokes on Women... There's only 9 Jokes. Was this compilation made by a woman?
DR ADHIヶ月 前
i m not trying to be a dick but i believe in polygamy man i love womens of different races all kinds except uglies !! i know its hard to be a ugly women but man its life deal with it
NAKED BOOMヶ月 前
The Eddie Murphy bush bitch bit is a tad better in my opinion
Cesar Huerta 1915ヶ月 前
DAMB CRIS ROCK JUST FIGURE OUT THE LIFE OF MEN.😥😥😥😥😭😭😭😭😭😭MY LIFE SUCKZ.
Jacob Lutoヶ月 前
Why Kevin gotta roast me like that
K Hヶ月 前
Chris Rock building betas
GNerdfulヶ月 前
The bill burr bit about hitting women always reminds me of Aqua Teen Hunger Force: "I would never hit a women. I love women that's why I pay them 20 dollars to have sex with me for money. But when they bite down on my tongue I start whaling away because I have to do something to free myself."
Taylor Laneヶ月 前
All the dislikes are from feminists who think men breathing in the same room as them is sexual harassment.
Lolanator234ヶ月 前
Dislikes are all feminists
Gary Mcleanヶ月 前
Eddie obvs never hit her hard enough 😏
Muneca BonBonヶ月 前
wtf is this
Desmond Scobyヶ月 前
"Ladies lets talk about harassment for a minute, why cant i harass you"
Amanda Barfieldヶ月 前
17:30 Sure you can win an argument Chris! Keven Hart just let explained how! People that follow his advice may simply up and disappear some day, but just listen to him, you'll get it. Also...didn't you hear? No one wants a "Yes Man", fuck that. Yeah......
Jordi ENPヶ月 前
Chris Rock you can't win an argument bcoz you like making sense Kewin Hart: be loud don't make sense and leave the room Conclusion: u can't argue with logic but u can with loudness.
Vinz Vegaヶ月 前
comedy is only funny when its right, so stfu Chris Rock
travis 420ヶ月 前
So Chris and kevin have completely opposite views.
Elizabeth Shawヶ月 前
My parents were married 62 years and very rarely argued. It had to be something really important and then they waited till we were asleep or went down in the back Garden. We didn't know they argued ever but they didn't often.
André Tates IIIヶ月 前
lol Kevin Hart got up and was the same height.
Ultra Light Camヶ月 前
18:30 yea they pretty much gotta make themselves happy of its “men suck” “niggas aint shit”
Ultra Light Camヶ月 前
10:30 sometimes bill looks like van go
ZeleBigz TVヶ月 前
2.4k women disliked this video.
Thunder Stormヶ月 前
Hahahaha...Eddie Murphy is the funniest..hahaha..😆😆
Ti Kayヶ月 前
Don't put loui on the thumbnail if he isn't in the video
DatTrapperヶ月 前
11:37 *Bill Blur a cold mofo...* Edit: Check out my Snipes thoe
Maverick GSD2 ヶ月 前
How did Bill burr end up in Hollywood on a Disney show, he isn’t a brainless puppet like most of the people in Hollywood
Latasha Carson2 ヶ月 前
The 2400 dislikes obviously came from women 😂
mosu952 ヶ月 前
Man throughout alot of these segments i didn't even laugh at all.. i swear it just was the damn truth and it was the saddest shit ever
emily pannozzi2 ヶ月 前
You forgot a joke: Emily does not get males! 😅
Rochelle Eskue2 ヶ月 前
His impressions of women, whites, and gays (no static here) are the funniest😅😅
mark tamblyn2 ヶ月 前
haha, I like the last one
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AntisocialKy2 ヶ月 前
9:40 that “there you go” straight frank murphy vibes
Mr Tropical2 ヶ月 前
Richard Pryor (RIP) is still the king of comedy.
No-face2 ヶ月 前
A white girl having a seizure bruh I call that a vanilla shake
Kiah Hardy2 ヶ月 前
"You had two more inches of dick you'd find some new pussy here." 😂😂
Samoansfinest2 ヶ月 前
Chris rock is right man. Wtf 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Linda Walsh2 ヶ月 前
Epsteins guest list.
Linda Walsh2 ヶ月 前
I'm sure they are all still married or had successful relationships, happy happy men, got your balls back but nothing to dunk them in, relationship goals.
minkymott2 ヶ月 前
Chris Rock is not funny.
Badger C.2 ヶ月 前
When all of the jokes are funny and not misogynistic 😂😂 Actual talent 😂