Bike locks should be illegal. Kellen Erskine - Full Special

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Dry Bar Comedy

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Who knew that with just a little imagination and a bike lock you could cause the downfall of society?! If you liked this full comedy special from Kellen Erskine, we guarantee you'll love our other comedy specials! Watch this special and more just like it for free right now on the Dry Bar Comedy App. Available on all iOS and Android devices.

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John Smyth
John Smyth 2 時間 前
I Mastercard on valentines day edit masterbated
Shane Mangold
Shane Mangold 9 時間 前
The manta rays
blondwiththewind 2
blondwiththewind 2 2 日 前
You know the American Dry Bar has been lowered when people in the comments section steal each others lines.
blondwiththewind 2
blondwiththewind 2 2 日 前
Thanks. I needed that.
Jonathan McDaniel
Jonathan McDaniel 2 日 前
Didn’t he take this the bike lock thing I mean
ClassyAss MothaFucka
ClassyAss MothaFucka 2 日 前
3 minutes in and I'm already a fan
Benjamin Voegele
Benjamin Voegele 2 日 前
Great crowd work!
Anthony Hall
Anthony Hall 2 日 前
I went to church with that guy for a short time in the YSA. Hilarious then, and now
Mar Solie
Mar Solie 2 日 前
He reminds me of Steven Wright and Emo Philips.
Dajuan A.P.
Dajuan A.P. 2 日 前
I enjoyed it. I laugh
Kyle Spurgeon
Kyle Spurgeon 2 日 前
I laughed way too hard at that lawnmower bit with the guy in the audience! 🤣
Kelvin Lewis
Kelvin Lewis 2 日 前
I am crying in my car! This dude is so funny!
Ian Moffat
Ian Moffat 2 日 前
this guy has great timing
KrisJM1234
KrisJM1234 3 日 前
He looks just like Ted Bundy......just with a shaved head.
Sean Rathbone
Sean Rathbone 3 日 前
Excellent comedy.
Beau Brasseur
Beau Brasseur 3 日 前
He looks like if Hide the Pain Harold and Johnny Sins had a kid. He has a very calm yet chaotic energy, similar to my own, but his jokes are actually funny.
ManiacXMike
ManiacXMike 3 日 前
We were the thunderbolts
Larry Granstaff
Larry Granstaff 4 日 前
Excellent
CinemaDemocratica
CinemaDemocratica 6 日 前
Still my number-one favourite Dry Bar Comedy set of all time, and probably always will be. Kellen, sir, you deserve to be famous!
SRC
SRC 7 日 前
underwear in pants ....happened to me ;D
TheCursed Galleon
TheCursed Galleon 7 日 前
Penguin have knees its just they're doing wall sits their entire lives
Tommy K
Tommy K 9 日 前
"well here's what I did... I understand now this isn't going to be for everyone.... I think I'll just do the talking from now on...." his delivery and energy are so perfectly hysterical
Adrian Castillo
Adrian Castillo 9 日 前
And now I have a new favorite comedian
A.M. Fortas
A.M. Fortas 10 日 前
I do not usually like what passes for American comedy, but this dead-pan fellow is creatively funny.
Jachin Boaz
Jachin Boaz 12 日 前
Astute observation, North America was colonized West to East just as much as the other way around.
Josh Rodriguez
Josh Rodriguez 12 日 前
I've literally done that same thing than when extra undies drop outa your pantleg in a store
_Gerard Irvine
_Gerard Irvine 12 日 前
First comedian in ages that has just been funny the whole way through. Hope this guy makes it to the top.
Jeremy Ellis
Jeremy Ellis 12 日 前
His patience in timing is amazing. The audience is just simmering.
Sorry, I wasn’t listening
Sorry, I wasn’t listening 12 日 前
my highschool is dutch fork so I guess the propbecy was for true
Shane Cheatham
Shane Cheatham 14 日 前
Actually, bile locks are easy to open, especially if you have lock picks
frieswijk
frieswijk 14 日 前
Ha ha ha, we used to do that; put bike locks on someone else his bike. In highschool we would steal the locks that have a numbercode (instead of a key) and put them all one 1 bike.
Peter Olbrisch
Peter Olbrisch 15 日 前
We need to talk about Kevin.
William Alexander
William Alexander 15 日 前
Shout out to the Georgia syrup makers.
because reasons
because reasons 16 日 前
This guy should be on a major ticket, never heard of him before but he's AWESOME. haven't laughed this hard in a while
zizimycat
zizimycat 17 日 前
What’s with the ads on this video? I left the room for a minute & when I came back this fellow with a long white beard & an American flag in the background was talking like a white supremacist, survivalist in a calm soothing voice. “You can find out how to make the best use of your last bullets”, “You can learn to heal with herbs & stockpile them”, “Indian roundhouses make great bunkers”. That’s what I caught before I clicked STOP.
Kasra Torabi
Kasra Torabi 17 日 前
Brilliant!
Jason Moore
Jason Moore 18 日 前
Penguins have knees look it up.
thecaneater
thecaneater 18 日 前
WTF is up with this channel? It uses the fakest of fake laugh tracks. It's honestly embarrassing. I've listened to a few minutes and have heard the same laugh track a half-a-dozen times.
thecaneater
thecaneater 18 日 前
Bike locks also good for bashing in the skulls of people whom you disagree with when you are a college professor on the West Coast.
Ride MTB
Ride MTB 19 日 前
Mans using an iPhone 6 in 2019. REAL MVP
klook val
klook val 19 日 前
Fun fact penguins have knees, THey are just permanently crouched on them
Albert Andrews
Albert Andrews 19 日 前
Clever use of irony.
saskia calvert
saskia calvert 20 日 前
I watched this a few months back and since then i always take the time and effort to put my shopping cart back in an appropriate place
honor swanson
honor swanson 20 日 前
my high school was known as the beavers
Pharaoh on LFS
Pharaoh on LFS 20 日 前
23:42 that little look he does like he wasn’t ready for that big of a response from the audience haha
Johnny Gee Jr
Johnny Gee Jr 20 日 前
democrats are evil maggots...............kamalla has the clap and dopey biden is feeble !
Conner
Conner 20 日 前
So.good
Hoopa_ Jeska
Hoopa_ Jeska 21 日 前
My high school football team were the Marshall Jurists after judge John Marshall
Kal El
Kal El 21 日 前
The school bit went too long
nick worster
nick worster 21 日 前
You don't need to show an ID to buy paint anywhere
Robert Paulson
Robert Paulson 21 日 前
FRUIT BOUQUET....LOL
Jesse Reimer
Jesse Reimer 21 日 前
ripped off Top Gear
??? name
??? name 22 日 前
Where is this salt lake? All those Utah towns.
Casey Harris Sr
Casey Harris Sr 22 日 前
Sooo enjoy Kellen! Part Paul Lynde and part scary!
conniejorodgers
conniejorodgers 22 日 前
Very funny guy!
Eka
Eka 23 日 前
Nowadays. he could be impeached for inciting violence, just sayin... very funny tho
L Rich
L Rich 23 日 前
Cartersville,Ga has the Purple Hurricanes.Their mascot is a purple tornado?
Clark Fluegel
Clark Fluegel 24 日 前
Dry? Nah, just not funny
TheKajunkat
TheKajunkat 24 日 前
Shades of Steven Wright with this guy.
Peter McRory
Peter McRory 24 日 前
Encore
Blount Farms
Blount Farms 25 日 前
Halarious. Great timing and constant
Adam L
Adam L 25 日 前
Why have I not seen this guy before? Great set buddy.
CeeJayDK
CeeJayDK 25 日 前
Beetdiggers ? He's not even going to throw in a little joke there? I mean .. haven't he played that word game where you swap the first parts of words so they sound new and funny? Because I guarantee you, whoever came up with "BEET DIGGers" sure have. They probably have an oddly phallic looking logo too.
shm0ney
shm0ney 26 日 前
the funny part here is the astros only went to a series after they cheated
Hilary Broussard
Hilary Broussard 26 日 前
The nutty cultivator approximately impress because trick elderly strip modulo a straight shears. obese, silent lilac
kanor cubes
kanor cubes 26 日 前
Tax bike locks and do background checks
Steven Dorsey
Steven Dorsey 27 日 前
That penguin segment was inspired. xD
John Pappan
John Pappan 27 日 前
I've finally seen the face that belongs to the voice in the back of my head.
Agnostic Mantis
Agnostic Mantis 27 日 前
Also, turtle rabbit is what they call the Armadillo in Mexico.
Jack Glastra
Jack Glastra 27 日 前
Painfully unfunny
4asovoi
4asovoi 27 日 前
I'M CRYING :D :D :D
Chess Piece
Chess Piece 28 日 前
Actually, if you put a lock on someone else's door, with them inside, thats called false imprisonment and they will hit you as hard as a kidnapping charge.
Cqc Cqc
Cqc Cqc 28 日 前
I just realized... HE HAS GOT ME LAUGHING-OUR-LOUD, LOUD😊😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 And...HE'S CLEAN❗❗❗❗❗❗❗ THAT'S CRAZY👏👏👏👏👏👏
Henry Hardy II
Henry Hardy II 28 日 前
This pandemic has turned me into a consumer of unneeded items so I would instantly buy "Bike lock bracelets"(tm) 😂
Claribel Penick
Claribel Penick 28 日 前
The accurate wind basically force because size concurringly hover with a simplistic ink. lush, fat faulty food
Intent Store
Intent Store 29 日 前
I put it on 1.25x speed and it actually feels more normal
ironlion45
ironlion45 ヶ月 前
I love this guy's sense of humor. His voice is deadpan, but his eyes tell the true story.
FlaxedWrist McMerkin
FlaxedWrist McMerkin ヶ月 前
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Hilary Broussard
Hilary Broussard ヶ月 前
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Floyd VanGough
Floyd VanGough ヶ月 前
that was good material, and delivery/timing. siri bit proved the material part. nice, thanks.
dylan scronce
dylan scronce ヶ月 前
400 feet..200 feet... doesnt matter.. both teams playing at that field have the SAME advantage or disadvantage
Dominik Mees
Dominik Mees ヶ月 前
He looks like jessie pinkman and jason statham at the same time
Donald Trumpet
Donald Trumpet ヶ月 前
I'm 33 work in tech and think it's a terrifying idea to have a car drive itself.. what if someone programs a car to make a turn off a bridge.
mercedogre
mercedogre ヶ月 前
i was expecting to laugh
Watch This
Watch This ヶ月 前
Stephen Wright is looking really young now that he's cut his hair
Ville
Ville ヶ月 前
I thought this was slowed down :D
jercaldin318
jercaldin318 ヶ月 前
Straight serial killer.
Dallas Backer
Dallas Backer ヶ月 前
My high school mascot was a hub. Like the wheel hub.
Joshua Kram
Joshua Kram ヶ月 前
This guy is a smart comic. He is very good at making his audience feel clever.
Robert
Robert ヶ月 前
This guy's material is gold!!😂😂😂
Brapcast Podcast
Brapcast Podcast ヶ月 前
It takes a lot of talent to work with improv like that.
Ziegfeldgirl
Ziegfeldgirl ヶ月 前
I love this guy! I have to mention though, George Carlin did a joke about "other peoples carts" in the 70s.
SteelCityRager
SteelCityRager ヶ月 前
The battleship jokes had me dying 😂
KrspyPatriot
KrspyPatriot ヶ月 前
this is the definition of dry comedy
Christopher Cringle
Christopher Cringle ヶ月 前
Unquestionably funny. He knows it, you know it.
You F. Oh
You F. Oh ヶ月 前
When did Jesse Pinkman start doing comedy?
insidiousmaximus
insidiousmaximus ヶ月 前
i really hate how JPgoon forces these crappy comedians to play after CumTown episodes..
Emma Porter
Emma Porter ヶ月 前
His eyes show that this man has seen the depths of the universe and was not amused
Lord Lawris
Lord Lawris ヶ月 前
Agent 47 has some good humor
ShamblesDoctor
ShamblesDoctor ヶ月 前
It's bingo, with toys on it. 🤣
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