Soccer Feminists Oppress Themselves... How To Fix It | Andrew Schulz

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10 ヶ月 前

This week U.S. Women’ Soccer sued on the basis of gender discrimination for a contract THEY asked for. The judge threw the case out. The lawsuit is stupid, BUT these chicks should get paid more than the men... and I know how to fix it.
Created, Written, and Edited by: Andrew Schulz, Mark Gagnon, and Alexxmedia

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Dr Teen
Dr Teen 10 時間 前
WHY SUE BRO? 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Rui Lima
Rui Lima 15 時間 前
The number one ranked women's national team were beaten 5-2 by the U15 academy of a mediocrekidss club, ranked 702nd.
Dr Death
Dr Death 日 前
Awesome
Joseph Linares
Joseph Linares 2 日 前
Mia Hamm, Alex Morgan, Ninja 😂😂
Vedraj r.m
Vedraj r.m 3 日 前
You get paid for how much money you being in And not for being a specific gender
Immense Fart
Immense Fart 4 日 前
Don't dis Tim Howard, world class
29gnik
29gnik 4 日 前
Fun fact the money generated from mens world cup is used to fund the women's world cup because their views are low and don't appeal to advertisers.
29gnik
29gnik 4 日 前
yes the team is more successful but they dont get views the 2018 World Cup final between France and Croatia reached an average live audience of 517 million viewers, with more than than 1.1 billion people tuning in over its 90 minutes. FIFA announced that a combined 1.12 billion viewers tuned into official broadcast coverage of the 2019 Women's World Cup and that is not one game thats the whole tournament. plus didnt the us womens team lost to under 15 boys team not even men.
Bosmer From Canada
Bosmer From Canada 5 日 前
"Pillaged more foreign women than the Vikings." Now I just tore a kidney laughing.
Anthony Leo
Anthony Leo 6 日 前
when he said ninja, i cried
Jack Sheridan
Jack Sheridan 6 日 前
John 3:16
Andrew
Andrew 6 日 前
Ninja.
Hector Granados
Hector Granados 6 日 前
"Hector get off that field and get on this one" 🤣🤣 bet lol
thatdude034
thatdude034 7 日 前
"Women are more successful than men at soccer" In the US yes. Us guys across the pond still got our shit together Andrew..
BlaZaCkk
BlaZaCkk 9 日 前
He deserves a sub
BlaZaCkk
BlaZaCkk 9 日 前
There are a lot of immigrants who are skilled but they are not being played
Sibusiso Bikitsha
Sibusiso Bikitsha 9 日 前
That Ghana line killed
Chex Mex
Chex Mex 10 日 前
I am a Mexican and even I agree with the wall idea USMNT gets spanked harder that a shy kid with a abusive dad every time they play any elite or above average team
Jassim Majeed Photography
Jassim Majeed Photography 11 日 前
Make a wish Adult. I rolled on the floor
riadhdec dec
riadhdec dec 12 日 前
you are oppressing you... hhhhhh
Bacon and EGGG
Bacon and EGGG 13 日 前
When he said Ninja I died bruhhh
Sdeeh Sdeeh
Sdeeh Sdeeh 13 日 前
😂🤣😂😂instant subscribe.....this is a mashup of the world's funniest jokes
Ngatia Edwin
Ngatia Edwin 14 日 前
Andrew, you are funny, but shut up about women issues. At least until you get a vag.
Rafael Fernandes
Rafael Fernandes 15 日 前
Lmao Ninja
J Mac
J Mac 15 日 前
Let’s go Magic ... *city*
Joao Russo
Joao Russo 15 日 前
Ma man...wake up..america its not exceptional at anything kkkk like nothing at all
Fares YB
Fares YB 16 日 前
Sad pulsic noises
G M
G M 17 日 前
You're a simp
G M
G M 17 日 前
It's not our fault that the white man can't play soccer
ذُو ٱلْقَرْنَيْن ZN
ذُو ٱلْقَرْنَيْن ZN 17 日 前
you manspread while mansplaining hahahahahah
flow repins666
flow repins666 17 日 前
after they lost to sub 16 boys they shoulnt even get paid
flow repins666
flow repins666 17 日 前
replace with trangenders they whine less and play more
Hans Aiajdnsn
Hans Aiajdnsn 17 日 前
Men play more competitive league and sadly women league is less talented because lack of opportunities given to the women in other countries outside the USA and western powers. Also men make more from the fifa World Cup because the men fifa World Cup makes more money than the women’s
Vante ta chikito
Vante ta chikito 17 日 前
well, mexico's national team is not that good, like inside of Latinoamérica the best ones are Argentina, Brasil and some others, México is at, like, third position, with Bolivia (but Bolivia's journalists are more likeable, ujum) anyways, let me run before I get hit by a taco or something. arg 4 - 0 mex 👏🏻🗿
Malay
Malay 17 日 前
Ninja lol
aron gonzalez
aron gonzalez 18 日 前
Ninja and make a wish adult 😂
Muhammad Asadullah
Muhammad Asadullah 19 日 前
did he just say that women are more successful than men in football
Fluffy Shark
Fluffy Shark 19 日 前
The U.S women’s team lost to a team of 15 year olds
eclecticontent
eclecticontent 19 日 前
That chair looks like a throne
Jeph Daniel Mendiola
Jeph Daniel Mendiola 19 日 前
Andrew Schulz is offensive, annoying and not funny.
First name Last name
First name Last name 19 日 前
they are not better womens soccer is far LESS competitive. A team of 15 year old boys beat a Australian Womens world cup team easily. 15 YEAR OLD BOYS
Mr.Heller
Mr.Heller 20 日 前
The Statue of Liberty is French, and they did win, just saying.
Callum Wain
Callum Wain 20 日 前
You don’t do nothing the men’s national team would smash the women’s team 10-0. Does this guy know anything about football can’t pay them more than the men’s because even though the men’s team are bad they bring in bigger crowds and more income. Btw the footballers were Bob Bradley, Clint Dempsey and Tim Howard
Josh Knight
Josh Knight 20 日 前
True... have an immigrant tryouts. Give them citizenship... lol
dondondon matafaka
dondondon matafaka 20 日 前
this is the most woman thing ever. 😂😂😂
ranndino
ranndino 21 日 前
The Italians are so good as soccer that even calling it calcio doesn't stop them.
ranndino
ranndino 21 日 前
Funny rant but the new US men's team should soon be the best it's ever been. For the first time in history, many Americans are playing for top European clubs. Dest at Barcelona, McKenny at Juventus, Pulisic at Chelsea, Musah at Valencia, etc. There are many more now. The pipeline is finally starting to produce. As for women's soccer, as Andrew said, they only win because the level of competition is so bad. There are barely 4 decent national teams in women's soccer. If you watch women's top-level club soccer it looks like your average boys' high school game. It's pretty ridiculous reading tweets from gender warriors claiming that the US women's team would beat the men's team. Clearly, they don't have a clue about soccer or sports in general. It would be an absolute slaughter. The women would have less than 10% possession. Men's soccer is insanely competitive. You have to be the best of the best of the best just to make a top division squad in any of the top 5 European leagues. It's actually far more competitive than any of the US sports because the talent pool is so much larger. The entire world plays soccer so as a young player coming up you're competing for a few pro-jobs (although many more than top US pro leagues) with kids from all over the world. Even players in leagues of countries like Turkey, Greece, or Russia are very good compared to even the best amateur players. I once played a pickup game with 3 African guys from the USL (at the time, the 3rd division of US pro soccer after the MLS & the now-defunct A-League) and you could not take the ball off these guys or stop them one on one. Most fans don't realize just how good the players they watch on TV really are.
Owusu Afriyie Junior
Owusu Afriyie Junior 21 日 前
To clarify Ghana is one of the best soccer nations in Africa
everything ALL the time
everything ALL the time 21 日 前
Fuck I wish I could like this 10 more times!
Davide Russell
Davide Russell 22 日 前
I love his comedy. Real and understanding. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Binay Shrestha
Binay Shrestha 22 日 前
They r not the only women's football team in the world.the reason they are asking for more money is their big ego.they think they are the world cup winner and on other hand US men team r yet to leave a mark in world football. More money u can pull in or generate more money u can make.how intelligent one need to b to know this truth. Even if they win their lawsuit where will it stop.what if women team from Barcelona,Chelsea,man city started asking the same amount their male counterparts make coz they play for the same club.
T Fierro
T Fierro 22 日 前
You know, noone gets paid to play for their national team...you get pricez that the captain of the team negotiate according to games played, competitions they qualify, etc...and the money they get for winning, 2 or 3 place in a torunament is for the federation, not the players...playing for your country is not a job...but i guess thats the difference betwen soccer and football
RMChEa
RMChEa 22 日 前
hahaha i know its a joke but its not that they are not sending their best but rather the US federation have a pre1980s mentality where they still insist in prioritizing athleticism over skill when choosing soccer players. and as ridiculous as it may seem, unlike almost everywhere else, soccer in this country is a rich kid sport whereas in other countries (specially latin american and african countries) the best players develop skills playing “street” ball. kinda like basketball players from places like brooklyn or chicago.
Laura Salo
Laura Salo 22 日 前
This female soccer team lost to 15yr old boys.
Bright Fuvie
Bright Fuvie 22 日 前
He made me laugh... and I am from Ghana
King Krabz
King Krabz 22 日 前
2:23 right on the money
mokiloke
mokiloke 23 日 前
Nice. Nothing like some rational arguement.
Biaka H. Parte
Biaka H. Parte 24 日 前
Bitch of comedy= Andrew Schultz...
Walling Naga
Walling Naga 24 日 前
Hilarious 😂😂😂😂
Liyu Market Shopping
Liyu Market Shopping 24 日 前
Sculz unlike other sport soccer is a culture , china tried to manufacture players on the scale the world have never seen but cant beat the poorest african with a strong soccer culture ... but i agree with you on pay thing ... ጃ love 🇲🇱
Gilluminati Gaming
Gilluminati Gaming 24 日 前
Lmao great stuff here
danny ryan
danny ryan 25 日 前
Ronaldo and Messi could fill out a stadium Faster then womens football guys like that are the reason the mens team gets paid so much
ABHINAV KUMAR
ABHINAV KUMAR 25 日 前
Ninja 😂
Nisarg Vaghela
Nisarg Vaghela 25 日 前
Panama,its not even a country,its a SHORTCUT
Why So Serious??
Why So Serious?? 25 日 前
Football*
Haris Global
Haris Global 25 日 前
I hope US team keep loosing until they call soccer by the real term "football"
Goldman Sun
Goldman Sun 25 日 前
Take the female and put them in male team, even in Tanzania, only women and kids are great, men can't compete other men although they bring alot of money in their match
FredyReacts
FredyReacts 25 日 前
Andrew this made you 100% pussy
The Idiotic trouble maker
The Idiotic trouble maker 25 日 前
They want a pay raise? They lost to some u15 boys and they are u24 I think? anyway they lost to some middle school boys And they want equality? Seriously they are just a piece of ungrateful shit
James Sure
James Sure 26 日 前
If they really cared about equality they would take a 3rd would pay check
StevenyGabby Perez
StevenyGabby Perez 26 日 前
Ok they messed up but they do deserve more money even more than the men. Maybe they should strike, that could work. I would support them.
D Legionnaire
D Legionnaire 26 日 前
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Figo Arigohena
Figo Arigohena 27 日 前
4:05 that cracked me up lmao
Tarik Abduli
Tarik Abduli 27 日 前
When will people realize that men and women aren’t equal in terms of abilities ? Probably never 😟
EternalDensity
EternalDensity 27 日 前
"Ninja." I'm dead.
Wiseman Wiseman
Wiseman Wiseman 27 日 前
Ghana reached the semi finals pf the 2010 world cup
Harpoon BK
Harpoon BK 27 日 前
U killed it
Salsa Colombia
Salsa Colombia 27 日 前
Hahahaha
FulCon11542
FulCon11542 27 日 前
Wtf, this is so sad when you realize how funny it is
Jorge Escobar
Jorge Escobar 27 日 前
Haha this fucking awesome
IKIGAI YūGEN
IKIGAI YūGEN 27 日 前
Yup unitedstadians footballers feminist are brainless. Btw In The American Continent FOOTBALL is and will keep being dominated by South America
Robert B
Robert B 28 日 前
The US Womans team should get paid equally, for the sole purpose they're are ambassadors for Soccer in the US.
Daniel David
Daniel David 28 日 前
Ninja 😂😂😂
CallmeTino
CallmeTino 28 日 前
This shits funny lmaoooo
🌎OBL!V!0U$
🌎OBL!V!0U$ 29 日 前
"Gauranteed money"?
David Lara
David Lara 29 日 前
NINJA BROOOOO XD
David Emric
David Emric 29 日 前
And stop messing in other countries america
David Emric
David Emric 29 日 前
No one cares about US football team
Juicy Juice
Juicy Juice ヶ月 前
Truly disgusting, that some "people" would do this horrible thing.
lesedi mosadi
lesedi mosadi ヶ月 前
To be fair, some of the best players in the world are Ghanaian.
The Jimbobway
The Jimbobway ヶ月 前
The jokes, the timing, and the straight face makes all these jokes land effortlessly
Xolali Anaglate
Xolali Anaglate ヶ月 前
Never subscribed so fast😂😂🔥🔥👏🏽👏🏽
Xolali Anaglate
Xolali Anaglate ヶ月 前
As a Ghanaian, that joke made me laugh really hard😂💔
L1GHTNINGSLAYER
L1GHTNINGSLAYER ヶ月 前
From experience money keeps most people that love soccer out of the sport after high school.
Jacob camacho
Jacob camacho ヶ月 前
Like your really telling me that women soccer play3rs can last with men okay buddy
Callum L
Callum L ヶ月 前
Women and only better at soccer in the usa just to get it out there. Rest of the world still the same.
King Compilations
King Compilations ヶ月 前
You’re never gonna win a World Cup let’s be honest
A B
A B ヶ月 前
I would think it would be hilarious if there is a whole entire team of male athletes identify as women and replace all the women on the US soccer team
Deepam Kundu
Deepam Kundu ヶ月 前
Panama... It's not even a country.. It's a short cut.. Lmao. 😂😂😂
anita hand
anita hand ヶ月 前
yes yes shumer trevor noah whitney seth all are hacks not funny. how on earth did these clowns well, NOT clowns get on tv? the world is not right sometimes
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